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Comic Strips That Are Funny for School

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #anxiety, #stress, #meltdown cubicle, #theoretical workload limit, #brains full, #becomes overdue, #projects overdue, #tasks, #urgent, #funny racket, #missed dead line

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Vocalisation: Meltdown in cubicle 459540! Dilbert: That's Te. He must have reached his T.W.L. Asok: His what? Dilbert: Theoretical workload limit. In layman'south terms, his brain is full. It starts when merely 1 of your projects becomes overdue. You finish upward spending all of your fourth dimension explaining why you didn't get information technology washed. That makes all of your other projects overdue. When e'er chore get urgent, your brain can't make up one's mind what to do next. Brains make a funny noise when they shut down. Dissonance: Poink. Asok: Uh-oh. I merely missed a deadline. Wally: And so it begins.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #domestic dog, #help, #single, #Women, #attractive, #petable, #cuter, #Funny, #impression, #frothing, #john sununu

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Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dilbert says, "As my canis familiaris, I think you should exist doing more to help me meet attractive single women during our walks." Dilbert continues, "Try to exist cuter, and look more than pet-able." Dilbert continues, "And it's not funny when yous do your impression of a frothing mad domestic dog every time somebody walks past." Dogbert replies, "That's my John Sununu impression."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #elves, #demands, #slapped, #pointy, #hats, #flat, #Funny

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Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table on which four elves are standing. Dilbert reads from a certificate, "We the elves make the following demands . . ." Dilbert holds up a fly swatter and asks, "Wouldn't it exist funny if I just slapped your pointy hats flat?" The elves walk away wearing flattened hats. An elf says, "I cannot believe what passes for funny around here."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #objections, #Funny, #faces, #rambling, #monthly, #daily, #the boss, #Wally, #meetings

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Dilbert, Wally, Alice, the Boss and Ted sit at a conference table. Ted says, "If there are no objections, I'd like to make funny faces and tell a long rambling story." Ted continues, ". . . And so, then I said 'Y'all want the MONTHLY report, not the DAILY report.' . . . But that got me thinking . . . Then . . ." Ted says, "Blah blah blah" and waves his arms. The Dominate thinks, "I can top that."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #cars, #make clean, #letters, #express, #outrage, #editor, #Funny, #pages, #sarcasm, #children, #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #time

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The caption says, "Their cars are always clean." A man polishes his car with a cloth. The caption says, "They write letters to express their outrage." A man sits at a table with an open newspaper next to him. The man writes, "Dear Editor, The funny pages is no place for sarcasm! Think virtually the CHILDREN!" The caption says, "They read the same book more than once." Dilbert sits in his chair reading a book and laughing. Dogbert says, "They are the people with fashion too much time on their hands."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #minor group, #young, #Funny, #unmarried people, #socialize, #romances, #ski trips

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Tina: "Dilbert, I'g forming a modest clique of all the young, funny, single people in the section." "We'll have drinks during dejeuner, talk about ski trips, and accept romances within the group." Dilbert: "Please...just shoot me now." Tina: "No, no...we need you to exercise our work."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #sell comapny, #very discriminating, #hate people, #laws to protect, #lazy merely funny

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Dogbert stands on a desk-bound and addresses Wally, Dilbert and the Boss. Dogbert says, "I've decided to sell the visitor for a huge profit. I found some very discriminating buyers." Wally asks Dogbert, "When you say discriminating, y'all mean . . . ?" Dogbert answers, "They hate people from this country." Wally says to Dilbert, "It'south okay. Nosotros have laws to protect us." Ane Elbonian says to the other, "They're lazy, only at least they're funny!" The other laughs, "Hee hee." The Dominate looks shocked.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #meliorate career, #ceo, #refer first name, #recent meeting, #dominion, #iron fist, #funny domestic dog

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Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting on the couch. Dogbert says, "Endeavor this petty trick to ameliorate your career . . ." Dogbert continues, "Anytime you want something your way, simply refer to your CEO by his first proper name and say he gave you directions during your very recent meeting." Dogbert continues, "It'due south totally unverifiable. People will fear you lot and do as you lot say. You lot'll rule with an iron fist!" Dilbert responds, "You're a funny little dog."

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